Subject: McKnight’s Career Opportunities!
Sent: Monday
To: List Source Alpha
Don’t Miss a Chance for McKnight’s to Attract
Skilled and Relevant Candidates to Your Facility!
Please Call Andrew Riviere @ 847-555-0194 or Email @ andrew.Mcknights@McKnights.com!
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Reply:
Subject: Unsubscribe
Sent: Monday (afternoon)
To: Andrew.McKnights@Mcknights.com
I would like to unsubscribe from your emailing list.
Bill
Reply: (Me)
Subject: Re: Unsubscribe
Time: Monday
To: Bill
Why?
Reply: (Bill)
Subject: Re: Re: Unsubscribe
Time: Monday Afternoon
To: Andy
Please take me off your emailing list, don’t need a reason.
Reply: (Andy)
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Unsubscribe
Time: Monday Afternoon
To: Bill
I would appreciate a reason- Do you not like me?
Reply: (Bill)
Subject: Please just take me off the email list
Time: Monday Late Afternoon
To: Andy
It’s nothing personal its just that I am not interested in your magazine… I am sure your a nice guy.
Reply: (Andy)
Subject: Re: Please just take me off the email list
Time: Late Monday
To: Bill
You know I’m not gay… not that there is anything wrong with that. I know our magazine can help your business… just do it.
Reply: (Bill)
Subject: I am not gay
Time: Tuesday Morning
To: Andy
I was not hitting on you. I don’t want to do your magazine this year please just leave me alone. PS – I have gay friends, I know there is nothing wrong with it.
Reply: (Andy)
Subject: Re: Your gay
Time: Tuesday Morning
Attachment: Package
To: Bill
I know you have gay friends, you are the company you keep. I don’t want to get into that we have a great offer you would be remiss not to take it up! Let me send you a package- in fact its attached.
Reply: (Bill)
Subject: Re: Re: Your Gay
Time: Tuesday Afternoon
To: Andy
I didn’t read the package, I don’t want you to help us out, I don’t want to advertise.
Reply: (Andy)
Subject: Okay then…
Time: Tuesday Night
To: Bill
Pussy.
