My brother in law beats me. He uses his choice towel and whips me with it. It makes me sad because it hurts me so.
He laughs as he hits me with the towel. His daunting height, his pilot uniform. My brother in law is a man in uniform beating me with a wet towel.
Why brother in law? Why would you do these things? Was there some type of cruelty in your past that drove you to beat me with a towel?
My brother in law. His love hurts. His towel stings. Give me a dolla!
Eggs: 
now you know what I go through… 😉
It may hurt, but it’s still love. Embrace it.