Every now and then Ben and I take our relationship a bit too far and cross the line from roommates to a married couple.
This occurs shortly after we say something of a sexual or caring nature to each other usually while spaced out watching the Science Channel. Here is our “moment” from watching Professor Brian Cox:
Andy comes home from his parents to Ben sitting on his couch watching Brian Cox talking about gravity on the Science Channel…
Ben: Look at Brian Cox, man I am falling in love with that guy.
Andy: Yeah, look at how he explains gravity. I am getting lost in his brilliance and charming nature. And the English accent, oh joy, that English accent.
Ben: You know how you get a “hall pass” for certain people? He would be mine.
Andy: Yeah, him and Brad Pitt for me.
Ben: Brad Pitt is mine. But you can have him too.
Andy: I’ll just take Tom Hanks… I wouldn’t want to go gay with you, not that your unattractive, or something…
Ben: … you don’t have to preface saying “I don’t want to go gay with you.”